Once apon a time Shelly said "2 Bud, your a sexy mook!"
            

2 Bud Paul's real name is Bocephus, but he lets Hank Jr. use it.  He was actually raised by weasels.  George Jones almost ran him ove in a drunkin' tractor  incident.  2 Bud is the only person that dated Dolly Parton , Cher & Sarah Palin at the same time, and is the only person who can out drink Chuck Norris! 

Some Weasels bleed orange...2 Bud Paul shits hamster yellow and gets less respect than Rodney Dangerfield and he is dead!  2 Bud uses a Russian Bayonet as a swizzle stick.  He knows Jack Shit, banged Jacks Mom and then drank all of his beer.  And lets not for get....2 Bud can rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd!!!

 

2 Bud Paul actually invented "Titties & Beer".  He also helped Jack Daniels with the old NO. 7 Recipe & taught Rip Torn how to party (contrary to popular folklore).

 

He can also cook some kickass chili!  2 Bud hates Mt. Vernon and they fear the "2 Bud Wave"!!

 

2 Bud gets it, but most of all He don't get drunk..........The univerise just get's a little fuzzy sometimes!

                                                                                              And he lived happily ever after.